(via elsbian)


arse-smackerson:

The last time anyone wanted to use my computer, it was my sister, and I just said to her in a very serious manner, “I don’t delete my browsing history. Really.” 

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foreverisforgood:

diseased-:

chocolate-muse:

Renske, Bells, that is my hideous body.

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL. I envy you. I really do

LIAUURRR

 Korni Ulskyte, making her parents proud since ‘95.

foreverisforgood:

diseased-:

chocolate-muse:

Renske, Bells, that is my hideous body.

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL. I envy you. I really do

LIAUURRR

 Korni Ulskyte, making her parents proud since ‘95.

(via forever-a-muggle-deactivated201)


(via scruffyy)



successbellamy:

Have a little taste of what’s to come…

successbellamy:

Have a little taste of what’s to come…


soullessiseverywhere:

tsokolatengtunaw:

And there’s no way in hell I’m gonna be an algebra teacher. Screw algebra.

 ..I like algebra ¬¬

soullessiseverywhere:

tsokolatengtunaw:

And there’s no way in hell I’m gonna be an algebra teacher. Screw algebra.

 ..I like algebra ¬¬


Do this one more time and I’ll bite your fucking fingers off.


Q
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
A

I was laying in my cot in the flat I used to live in, and I was being fed chocolate by my Australian cousins, I was to young to eat it properly :3


Oh you use correct grammar? Excuse me while I take my clothes off.